Post by Nonfatman on Feb 7, 2012 11:01:16 GMT -5
The comic possibilities of the IA interviews IA videos were too great to let pass by, without having some fun with, so let's turn it into a game!
This is all there is to it:
a) Devise a question for Ian to ask "himself."
b) Have Ian answer the question.
c) Inject liberal doses of bullshit, fiction, fantasy and revisionist history into Ian's answer.
I'll start.
Ian: Q. What happened with Martin that explains why he is not included in Brick 2?
Ian: A. Who is this "Martin" you speak of? Never heard of him. There's certainly never been anyone by that name in Jethro Tull, so I don't know why you would even ask me such a question. Jethro Tull is me, me, me. Always has been, always will be. Next question.
Ian: Q. You recently said that all the music for the original TAAB was written 100% by you, nobody else, but in the past you've always said that it was very much a group effort, and that Martin, John, Jeffrey, David and Barriemore made huge contributions.
Ian: A. There you go again with that "Martin" guy. And who the heck are John, Jeffrey, David and Barriemore, anyway? They had nothing to do with Thick as a Brick. Thick as a Brick is mine, mine, mine. I wrote all the music and played all the instruments. Nobody else had anything to do with it.
etc., etc., etc.
Jeff
This is all there is to it:
a) Devise a question for Ian to ask "himself."
b) Have Ian answer the question.
c) Inject liberal doses of bullshit, fiction, fantasy and revisionist history into Ian's answer.
I'll start.
Ian: Q. What happened with Martin that explains why he is not included in Brick 2?
Ian: A. Who is this "Martin" you speak of? Never heard of him. There's certainly never been anyone by that name in Jethro Tull, so I don't know why you would even ask me such a question. Jethro Tull is me, me, me. Always has been, always will be. Next question.
Ian: Q. You recently said that all the music for the original TAAB was written 100% by you, nobody else, but in the past you've always said that it was very much a group effort, and that Martin, John, Jeffrey, David and Barriemore made huge contributions.
Ian: A. There you go again with that "Martin" guy. And who the heck are John, Jeffrey, David and Barriemore, anyway? They had nothing to do with Thick as a Brick. Thick as a Brick is mine, mine, mine. I wrote all the music and played all the instruments. Nobody else had anything to do with it.
etc., etc., etc.
Jeff
